Alternative Dictionary

The Alternative Dictionary is comprised of words which if Samuel Johnson had thought long and hard enough when he wrote his Dictionary, he may have used many of the Awesome Foursome's meanings. Indeed the Word "Dictionary" could well mean "A rather rude board game which uses NO pencils" 

The Awesome Foursome are soon to be publishing the Alternative Dictionary and we give a sneak preview of some of the words to be included below. If you have a suggestion to be included please fill in the boxes:

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Sample Words

Constable: Recently shaved fanny
Interval: Someone who can only reach sexual pleasure with a women of a certain name
Interstellar: See Interval
Discharge: Jamaican riot police manoeuvre
Distill: Jamaican Cash register
Excel: Released Prisoner
Spatula: A handicapped single man

Words donated by others:

'I found some words for your alternative dictionary':

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Lymph (v.), to limp with a lisp. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Negligent (adj.) , describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)