The Alternative Dictionary is comprised of words which if Samuel Johnson had thought long and hard enough when he wrote his Dictionary, he may have used many of the Awesome Foursome's meanings. Indeed the Word "Dictionary" could well mean "A rather rude board game which uses NO pencils"
The Awesome Foursome are soon to be publishing the Alternative Dictionary and we give a sneak preview of some of the words to be included below. If you have a suggestion to be included please fill in the boxes:
Constable: Recently shaved fanny
Words donated by others:
'I found some words for your alternative dictionary':
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. (Kirsty Collins-Hannibal)