Not exactly a game, but required to take part in many activities performed by
the Aweesome Foursome. Skiing for instance, requires a certain level of fitness and everybody should strive to attain
a level suitable to their skiing ability. Generally fitness programmes rely
rather heavily on exercise and nutrition to improve both health and fitness and
are quite consistent in discouraging even the most modest amount of alcohol
Healthy eating and clean living are commendable ideals but when attempted in
real life situations are probably responsible for most skiers abject failure to
complete any pre ski holiday training programme and thereby failing to achieve
the levels of fitness required to join the Awesome Foursome.
What do we want?
A fitness regime where alcohol is permitted or even encouraged?
No requirement to change ones usual eating habits?
Exercise an optional extra?
When do we want it?
"As a 38 year old I am generally healthy but not
quite athletically fit. However, if I was 48 and had the same levels of fitness
etc that I have now then I would be considered very fit indeed. So rather than
attempt to become fitter all I have to do is become older.
Obviously if the natural process is allowed to take it's course my body will
deteriorate as my chronological age increases, thereby nullifying any benefit.
So, the question is, "how to become older, quicker?"
believe it or not, a drug readily available that will have the desired affect.
It has been well documented in many studies that alcohol promotes accelerated
aging. So that's the plan, drink yourself fit!"
The Abominable Stakes - 2001
The Awesome Foursome can help you to help yourself - For only £1000 per day,
we will act as personal trainers and help you to achieve the necessary levels of
alcohol intake needed to become older, quicker - or at least we'll give it a
damn good try.