Guestbook

We're temporarily not using our guestbook as we are away sailing and it's not possible to delete the messages from the middle of the Atlantic as some sad little schoolboys seem to think they're funny by leaving rude messages.

We may not bother to reinstate it because these sad gits seem to visit our website more often than we do which is strange as they seem to hate us for making people smile. Shame they'll never amount to anything in life & won't even be able to afford their own Gorilla Suits.